“youre gay? you dont look gay”
well shit wtf does a gay look like
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i just realized that the voice in my head when i read things isn’t my own voice omg whose is it
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Today this girl walked into class, looked around and asked “are there any teachers around?” and when we said no she pulled a lizard out of her shirt
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if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
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